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An elderly woman attended an outdoor revival tent meeting. The young energetic preacher started decrying the evils of pornography. The old woman waved her hands in the air and urged him on. "Say it, Brother! Tell it like it is!" she exclaimed. He went on to denounce the evils of gambling. "Lordy, Yes!" she exclaimed. He berated the sins of alcohol. "Amen, Hallelujah!" she cried out. Then he started talking about the evil of chewing tobacco. The old woman jumped to her feet and shouted, "Just a minute, there, preacher-man! You've crossed the line from preaching and now you're just meddlin'!" |