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A guy goes into a supermarket and buys:
· One can of beans
· One bag of potato chips
· One pack of burgers
· One tub of ice cream
· One cake
· One yogurt
· One pint of milk
· One carrot
· One loaf of bread

He takes them over to the checkout where the really pretty checkout girl looks at him,
smiles and says,
"You're single, aren't you."
Pleased at the attention he smiles back and says,
"Why yes, how did you know?"
The girl replies: "Because you're one ugly bastard."