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drjames
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I went to a casino last night and was stood next to a guy playing Blackjack
who kept having win after win after win.

I couldn't believe his luck, then I saw he was stood on what looked like a bit of bread.

I asked him, "Mate, what's that under your shoe?"

He said. "Shhh! I'm on a roll."

 

Q: What has 100 legs and 2 teeth???
A: The front row of a Willie Nelson concert!!
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