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iPad/iTampon Jokes

So Apple has 2 Data plans, a Light Flow and a Heavy Flow.

iTampon isn't a laughing matter. I bet if Apple made tampons, women would use them.
They may even play music and act as a GPS.

Does the name make you cringe a little like it does me? Can't help but think iTampon.

The iTampon and the iPad -- taking the menstrual cycle to a whole new level.

iTampon - Bloody good idea.

Wait before buying an iPad, the iTampon will be more discrete and have a string so
you won't lose it!

Wonder if the guys at Apple talked about the name of the product as they walked
along the beach with their moms? iTampon?

oh yes, the iTampon is really going to herald a new period of change.

Will Apple release a (Red) edition of the iPad once a month? iTampon!

Next time you think of a product name Apple, run it past your wives first.iTampon?

If only the #iTampon had a vibrate feature like the iPhone.

The iTampon? So now I can listen to my favorite tunes when its my girls time of month.

Do robots have binary menstrual cycles?

Does the iTampon stop technical cramps?

For those days you can't get out of bed -- iTampon . PS it plays movies too.

I think the iTampon would be rather painful, even though its touchscreen!

How to insert an iTampon?

Heavy flow? There's an app for that! iTampon!

Got your period? There's an app for that. iTampon! ipad!

If your internet is douching, it might need an iTampon.

iTampon -- incase you have a call and your period at the same time?

Uh oh, I think somebody needs to change their Ipad. iTampon!

I heard that for one week out of every month the iPad (iTampon) will be unresponsive
and seem harsh when you touch.

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